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When
the stuff hits the fan, when the chips are down, when you are in the
17th hour on a shoot (or in the edit bay), the only thing that can save
you sometimes is laughter! So we're kicking off this Comics, Jokes and
Humor section to help lighten up the mood. Please write in with any
"good ones", and we'll post them here. Enjoy!
A Real Oldie (with some new answers by Joe
Gambaretto)
Q: How many crew people does it take to change a light bulb?
Producer
or Accountant's Answer (the original): Does it have to be a light bulb?
Talent Answer: I don't know, but does it have to be so bright?
Best Boy or Gaffer's answer: I'm calling in the swing crew and adding it
to the bill.
Location Liason/Scout: None - we're not allowed to actually use lights
here.
A Starlet Story (author unknown, heard on several shoots)
After the first day of her first feature film acting
gig, an assistant director asked her how she liked working in front of
the camera on a big time production.
"Oh, it was really fun, everybody was
really nice and my wardrobe and makeup are the best!," she replied
brightly. "But, I do have one question."
"What's
that?", the A.D. asked.
"Well, I don't understand why that man
over there (pointing to the Director of Photography) keeps wanting me to
sniff the white ball on that little box he keeps holding up in front of
my face!"
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